When I met Calvin Harris on a channel 4 TV show in 2007, he imparted to me the secrets of making the ultimate lead pad.
He told me when the time was right, I should share it with the world.
Also, I teach you how to make Deadmau5′s retro sounding distorted square pad sound! 
PS. All that was a lie, except the part about being on a TV show with Calvin Harris.
